I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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