Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
