I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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