Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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