...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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