if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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