I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
