Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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