Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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