You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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