i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we're blogging at a bar
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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