If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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