and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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