It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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