people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
this is an emotional support booty call
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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