You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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