Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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