if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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