I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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