We won't sleep together?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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