this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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