oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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