I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
