I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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