brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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