This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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