In the future we'll all be gay
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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