its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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