your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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