i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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