I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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