That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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