kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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