She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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