Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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