come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's never too late to be topless.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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