I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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