i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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