does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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