HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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