they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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