But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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