I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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