just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
40s are totally the cure
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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