I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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