We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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