I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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