So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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