it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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