I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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