I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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