You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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