There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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